Quotern

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The best way to learn about wine is in drinking.

-- Alexis Lichine

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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end.

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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You are one of my coolest cousins and I wish you a wonderful Birthday!

-- Ayshu

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Mommy, do you know what the Italian Renaissance is? It’s naked people.

-- Simon, age 8

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Wine spreads poetry in the hearts. –

-- Dante

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Being a grandfather gives us a second chance at being a dad without all the day-to-day duties of being a dad. Fathers get one chance at being a dad. –

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my office desk, I have a work station.

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Show me a thoroughly satisfied man – and I will show you a failure.

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Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.

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Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth. Best wishes on your Birthday.

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