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VEGETARIAN is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
-- Anonymous
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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn’t type any slower.
-- Mitch Hedberg
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Old people at weddings always poke me and say you’re next so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
-- Anonymous
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Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: ‘A truck!’ –
-- Emo Philips
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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together!
-- Anonymous
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin
-- Vijayaraj
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