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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.

-- Ayshu

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Uncles and aunts, and cousins, are all very well, and fathers and mothers are not to be despised; but a grandmother, at holiday time, is worth them all.

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If you’re afraid of butter, use cream. – Julia Child

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I’m glad you’re my cousin! You deserve all happiness and love in the world. Happy Birthday.

-- Ayshu

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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When in doubt, wear red lipstick

-- Ayshu

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When killing them with kindness doesn’t work, Try a basketball bat. Results may vary.

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I still don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.

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