You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

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You add meaning to my life and yet, you subtract some cash from my wallet.

-- Anonymous

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Close your eyes make a wish and hope for all good things to come to you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

-- Anonymous

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Dear Cousin, It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.

-- Ayshu

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

-- John Lennon

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

-- Groucho Marx

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Don’t text or twitter during the show. Just live your life. Don’t keep telling people what you’re doing. Also it lights up your big dumb face.

-- Louis C.K.

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