When I have children, I’m going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.

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When I have children, I’m going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.

-- Anonymous

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I’ll have what she’s having.

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You are always thought of in a very special way, and you’re wished the finest things in life. Today and everyday! Happy Birthday.

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Your birthday should be a national holiday. I’ll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.

-- Ayshu

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