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Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin
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That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-- George Carlin
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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
-- George Carlin
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What does it mean to pre board? Do you get on before you get on?
-- George Carlin
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