I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

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I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

-- Anonymous

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I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. – Karan Patel

-- Ayshu

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My life is all math. I am trying to add my income, subtract my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

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Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Matt Groening

-- Vijayaraj

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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair, just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.

-- Anonymous

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