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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. –
-- George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin
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Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
-- George Carlin
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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
-- George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
-- George Carlin
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