Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

-- Anonymous

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The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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Thanks for allowing me to work for free. It is my dream to work without the stress of getting a pay check.

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