Candles on the cake don’t determine your age. So save the wax, and bake more cake. Happy Birthday.

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Candles on the cake don’t determine your age. So save the wax, and bake more cake. Happy Birthday.

-- Anonymous

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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde

-- Vijayaraj

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I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I am probably at work.

-- Vijayaraj

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

-- Anonymous

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