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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

-- Anonymous

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Ladies, when you have got a king, don’t reshuffle the pack, because you might end up with a joker.

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People say time heals all would that someday the pain will subside. But grandma I can tell you I think they must have lied.

-- Victoria L.Payne

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I don’t always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I am probably at work.

-- Vijayaraj

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I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

-- Vijayaraj

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It’s just a flesh wound. ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

-- Anonymous

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