A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

-- Anonymous

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

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A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.

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Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around.

-- Amy Poehler

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