Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.

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Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.

-- Anonymous

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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~ Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes

-- Anonymous

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Happy Mother’s DayMother, dear mother, the years have been long.Since I last listened your lullaby song:Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seemWomanhood’s years have been only a dream.

-- Anonymous

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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

-- Dave Barry

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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

-- Tracy Smith

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For everything I am today, my mother’s love showed me the way.

-- Karl Juchs

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