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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

-- Anonymous

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My love for FOOD is INFINITE; My PASSION for COOKING is my HAPPINESS.

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The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

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If you meet my expectations, please ask them to come home. – John Alejandro King

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. – Alan Dundes

-- Vijayaraj

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

-- John Lennon

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