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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

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I spent the day searching the internet for the perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday!

-- Ayshu

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Close your eyes make a wish and hope for all good things to come to you. Happy Birthday Cousin.

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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

-- Jerry Seinfeld

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Life without Christ is like a vacuum cleaner without the electrical electrical cord plugged in. It has no power to suck up the dirt.

-- Don Wilton

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