No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.

-- Anonymous

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I would like to apologize to anyone. I have not yet offended. Please be patient. I will get back to you shortly.

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People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don’t want to talk.

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