Even when I change my mind, it still doesn’t work any better.

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Even when I change my mind, it still doesn’t work any better.

-- Anonymous

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Ways to my heart:1. Buy me food2. Make me food3. Be food

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

-- Tim Vine

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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

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Wine is the only artwork you can drink.

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