The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

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The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

-- Anonymous

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The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

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A mom will sit in the rain to watch her child sit on the bench.

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OK, This Is Extremely Important. Will You Please Tell Santa That Instead Of Presents This Year, I Just Want My Family Back?

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From home to home, and heart-to-heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer together.

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