The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

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The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

-- Anonymous

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I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.

-- Anonymous

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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space.

-- Dave Barry

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Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love.

-- Stevie Wonder

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Mom turned upside down spells WOW.

-- Anonymous

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Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetie. Hope your day is full of magic, joy, and most of all, love.

-- Anonymous

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