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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house?
-- George Carlin
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
-- George Carlin
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
-- George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
-- George Carlin
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
-- George Carlin
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. –
-- George Carlin
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