24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Quotern

24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

-- Anonymous

Copy

Recommended for You ...

It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdom.

-- Jonathan Swift

Copy Detail

Happiest couple don’t HAVE the best of everything, they just MAKE the best of everything.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

Don’t be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that dogs can’t fly.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail

Wine is a great investment … if you don’t drink it. – Vicki Denig

-- Vicki Denig

Copy Detail

31. Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.

-- Anonymous

Copy Detail