There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake on Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck, in I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

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There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake on Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck, in I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

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