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Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.

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People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

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No wonder the teacher knows so much; she has the book.

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The older you get, the better you get. Unless you are a cookie ? Happy Bday.

-- Ayshu

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Watching a person who successfully loses fifty pounds and changes her life is more inspirational than listening to a fitness coach with a perfect body.

-- Martin Meadows

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You celebrate this day as your birthday and I shall celebrate our friendship at the same time. Hope you have a great birthday.

-- Ayshu

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I’ve never been in love…but I imagine it’s similar to the feeling you get when you see a waiter arriving with your food.

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The quality of your life is the quality of your communication.

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Dad, how does it feel having the best son in the world?’ I don’t know, ask your grandfather… –

-- Unknown

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Ow! My eye! I didn’t know where my hand was going. I thought it wanted to rest behind my head but it wanted to poke me in the eye!

-- Gabriel, age 4

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