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How do you keep seeing through all of my disguises?

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I won’t be impressed with technology till I can download food.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.

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Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.

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As a cousin I am wishing you a very Happy Birthday.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.

-- James Garner

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With growing age, your looks go perfect….with new wrinkle on your cheeks!

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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. – Cullen Hightower

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I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

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