Quotern

Quotern

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you’ll end up in the police station.

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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 years. Now he is 97 years old and we have no clue where he is! –

-- Unknown

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If we sip the wine, we find dreams coming upon us out of the imminent night.

-- D. H. Lawrence

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

-- Cathy Guisewite

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Always remember: When SHE cancels a date, it is because.. She has to. But When HE cancels a date, it is because.. He has two.

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It is the day when you were born and the world got such a expensive and most needed gift from God.

-- Ayshu

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Today one of your secret is going to be revealed. So, get ready for the blast. Happy birthday.

-- Ayshu

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I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I’m a mom.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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You can not choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls!

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