Quotern

Quotern

If you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees…

-- Gideon, age 6

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Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat…

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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.

-- Groucho Marx

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When I was growing up, my parents told me, ‘Finish your dinner. People in China and India are starving.’ I tell my daughters, ‘Finish your homework. People in India and China are starving for your job.’

-- Thomas Friedman

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Behind every successful man is a woman – with nothing to wear.

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Actually, I’m an overnight success, but it took 20 years.

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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

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Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room. ~Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

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I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.

-- Arthur C. Clarke

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I’m not short, I’m compact and ridiculously adorable.

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