Quotern

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I hope your Birthday is full of Sunshine and Rainbows and Love and Laughter..

-- Ayshu

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Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments

-- Bethenny Frankel

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Just think. Now you’re one step closer to the senior citizen discount at the movies.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

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Sorry about those texts I sent you, last night, my phone was drunk.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex, and bacon.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Good marriage is like good wine, it gets better with age.

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