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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-- Albert Einstein

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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When I have children, I’m going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them I survived that.

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My father cried when I said I wanted to be a chef.

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A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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Have an amazing birthday. It only comes one day a year so do something to make it memorable. Happy Birthday!!

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

-- Ayshu

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No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet. –

-- Unknown

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I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.

-- Terry Pratchett

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