Quotern

Quotern

If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn’t have given us grandmothers. –

-- Linda Henley

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Happy Birthday! Isn’t it? Wait, let me just confirm it on Facebook.

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Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

-- Rumi

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I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well. – Mark Twain

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It’s just a flesh wound. ~Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

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We feel that your job performance would improve greatly if you just quit doing your job.

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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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No matter how old you are, you don’t look it! Happy Birthday!

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