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No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.

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Non-urgent calls only!!

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Nothing beats mom’s cooking.

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I wish your birthday was on the weekend every year, so I can celebrate all weekend.

-- Ayshu

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…My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin’ on the porch with my family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi…

-- The Jerk (1979)

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I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend

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I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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I don’t mind coming to work but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit.

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It is as grandmothers that our mothers come into the fullness of their grace.

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Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…

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