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My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.?
-- Jarod Kintz
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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
-- Jarod Kintz
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The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!?
-- Jarod Kintz
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I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. ~
-- Jarod Kintz
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When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.
-- Jarod Kintz
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