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I hired a counterfeiter the other day. I told him, As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you. I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.
-- Jarod Kintz
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The beautiful part about killing someone with an icicle is the murder weapon melts and then evaporates. And your assassination can be fruit flavored!?
-- Jarod Kintz
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I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. ~
-- Jarod Kintz
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Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.
-- Jarod Kintz
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I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I wanted a tyrannical omelet.?
-- Jarod Kintz
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