I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

-- Woody Allen

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

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