I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

-- Woody Allen

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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. –

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

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I love the rain – it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

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The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that’s that.

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