Quotern

Quotern

Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.

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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize.

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.

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Blow out the candles, wish away, you are the superstar of the day. Happy Birthday!

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By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

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Wine is the only artwork you can drink.

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