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I just have a relationship with my imagination. It’s like my friend, almost.
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright
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I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
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