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What’s another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
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I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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