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What’s another word for Thesaurus?
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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