I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.

-- Steven Wright

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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I just have a relationship with my imagination. It’s like my friend, almost.

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