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I used to work at a factory where they made hydrants; but you couldn't park anywhere near the place.
-- Steven Wright
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
-- Steven Wright
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
-- Steven Wright
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I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.
-- Steven Wright
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