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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.
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