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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
-- Steven Wright
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright
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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
-- Steven Wright
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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
-- Steven Wright
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I’m addicted to placebos.
-- Steven Wright
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