Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy I would of had nothing to play with.

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Boy were we poor, if I wasn't born a boy I would of had nothing to play with.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

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One year they asked me to be poster boy for birth control.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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