Aesthetics Attitudes Best Captions Cool Courage Cute Dreams Encouraging Family Famous Festivals Forgiveness Friendship Funny Goals God Good Happiness Hindi Inspiration Knowledge Latest Life Love Meaningful Motivational Nature Punjabi Relationship Status Thai Travel Wishes Work
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
-- Steven Wright
Copy
Recommended for You ...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
-- Steven Wright
Copy Detail
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-- Steven Wright
Copy Detail
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
-- Steven Wright
Copy Detail
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
-- Steven Wright
Copy Detail