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One year they asked me to be poster boy for birth control.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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My cousins gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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He found a new way to cover up his bad breath. He holds up his arms.
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The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.
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My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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