My cousins gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

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My cousins gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

-- Rodney Dangerfield

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I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the local restaurant I sat down and had broken leg of lamb.

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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