A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Quotern

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

-- Steven Wright

Copy

Recommended for You ...

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

-- Steven Wright

Copy Detail

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

-- Steven Wright

Copy Detail

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

-- Steven Wright

Copy Detail

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It’s like my friend, almost. –

-- Steven Wright

Copy Detail

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

-- Steven Wright

Copy Detail