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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
-- Steven Wright
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I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
-- Steven Wright
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.
-- Steven Wright
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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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What’s another word for Thesaurus?
-- Steven Wright
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I just have a relationship with my imagination. It’s like my friend, almost.
-- Steven Wright
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