I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

-- Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

-- Steven Wright

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