I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

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I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

-- Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I don't have that much time.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

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What’s another word for Thesaurus?

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